Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
I have a dog.
I have coffee.
I have tumblr
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
"Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love."
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
Exactly my argument when a basic bitch gives me bisexual erasure bullshit
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never, stop
I want the whole movie done like this. Maybe it would hurt less.
I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset
it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate