timemachineup:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"


trashfalgarlaw:

I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it


prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing


catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 


zwamboobs:

m0shmonster:

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen

Yo

zwamboobs:

m0shmonster:

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen

Yo


sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it


redeemed-from-the-earth:

Hello bbcthree and bbcamerica!

You’ve probably noticed that In The Flesh is getting a lot of attention on social media at the moment. Probably more attention than it got during its series 2 run.

There’s a reason for that: our fan survey results suggest most of the fandom has come to the show after the series 2 finale was broadcast.

Our survey also revealed that only 12% of the people who responded heard about In The Flesh from official BBC marketing. 

The show’s popularity is mostly through word of mouth. Because this show is incredible and people talk about it. So more people watch it, and more and more people demand series 3.

Imagine what this show could become if this fan support was backed up with a real push from the BBC’s promotional team.

#SaveInTheFlesh


tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

image


"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
— some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world


pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet


mrskidderkat:

Nicki Minaj speaking on why she hired Vlogger Beat Face Honey as her personal makeup artist

"She shook her ass in a video and she raps about sex. She’s a terrible role model."

LOLOK


So that’s what you’re good at. Archery.


kingjaffejoffer:

kissmeslevres:

Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this 

"Fuck this one person in particular" - God


thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.